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BIRMINGHAM, AL - Two Southwest Airlines pilots were taken into custody this morning by Birmingham airport police after aborting their takeoff, a violation of state law.
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Southwest Airlines Pilots Arrested in Alabama After Performing Aborted Takeoff

by Ted CroosJuly 11, 2022July 10, 2022
ATLANTA, GA - As airlines desperately struggle to find staff to meet overwhelming demand some are finding themselves forced to use methods they'd never considered before: paying them fairly and treating them well.
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Airlines so desperate for employees they are willing to pay them fairly, treat them well

by Lee BallouJuly 10, 2022July 6, 2022
AUSTIN, TX - After terminating his attempt to buy Twitter, the famed billionaire is setting his sights on a familiar travel company that's been in the headlines quite a bit lately: Spirit Airlines.
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Musk cancels Twitter deal, sets sights on Spirit Airlines next

by Lee BallouJuly 8, 2022July 8, 2022
ATLANTA, GA - Following the busiest weekend on record for airlines that saw overflowing gates, full flights, and oversold cabins, one Delta Air Lines deployed a novel approach to compensate passengers for being denied boarding.
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Delta Passengers Receive A Mere 58 SkyMiles For Denied Boarding

by Kyle StewartJuly 8, 2022July 6, 2022
WASHINGTON, DC - As the Transportation Security Administration announced increased scrutiny on pilots and crew going through airport security, airlines universally support measures, suggesting this is definitely the right move during the worse pilot shortage ever seen.
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Airlines agree that giving pilots a harder time going through security is the right move during pilot shortage

by Lee BallouJuly 6, 2022July 5, 2022
ATLANTA, GA - After a chaotic weekend, one airline CEO issued a new apology directed at the passengers of one weekend flight. In the missive, the CEO expressed regret that the flight actually left on time, no luggage was lost, and that overall service was pretty good.
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Airline CEO apologizes for that one weekend flight that actually left on time; didn’t lose any luggage

by Lee BallouJuly 5, 2022July 2, 2022
British Airways CEO Sean Doyle issued a formal apology letter to the CEOs of other airlines - all of which were male - for having to acknowledge that women can be doctors too.
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British Airways CEO apologizes to other male airline CEOs for having to admit women can be doctors

by Lee BallouJuly 1, 2022July 1, 2022
ATLANTA, GA - Delta Air Lines announced today it's offering $10,000 to each blogger who wrote about a flight from Grand Rapids that was allegedly oversold and whose passengers who volunteered to stay behind received $10,000 as a reward.
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Delta Offers Bloggers $10,000 Each to Stop Talking About the $10,000 Delta Gave Out to Passengers

by Anson HowardJune 29, 2022June 28, 2022
DALLAS, TX - In comments overhead at an airport bar, two men wearing MAGA hats were heard opining about how the recent spate of travel delays has given them hope: they can continue to treat airline industry staff like crap.
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Antimaskers relieved they can keep misbehaving toward travel industry staff thanks to travel delays

by Lee BallouJune 23, 2022June 19, 2022
DENVER, CO - In a closed-door session earlier this week, executives from each of the major airlines met to discuss the shocking turn of events unfolding before their eyes this summer. The topic: how did we get it so wrong?
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Airlines seem surprised people still want to travel

by Lee BallouJune 22, 2022June 16, 2022

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