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ATLANTA, GA - Employees at Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport were stunned when they saw the latest prices for water bottles at a convenience store in Terminal C.

Even airport convenience store employee shocked at price of water bottle

by Lee BallouApril 9, 2022April 9, 2022

DETROIT, MI - A traveler aboard a Delta Airlines flight out of Detroit, Michigan expressed serious frustration about the incessantly long post-takeoff announcements by the flight crew after the plane reached 10,000 feet. Business traveler Glen Rhodes noted, in a now-viral tweet, that he was just trying to watch his movie, but the dang flight crew wouldn't shut up already.

Man trying to watch inflight entertainment seriously annoyed at all the announcements by the flight crew

by Lee BallouApril 8, 2022April 3, 2022

AUSTIN, TX - Billionaire Elon Musk has purchased 365 private jets to help avoid a college kid who is tracking his flight movements around the world. Each jet will move to a different spot in the world every day.

Elon Musk purchases 365 private jets, sends them in opposite directions every day to avoid kid who is tracking him

by Lee BallouApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC - This week's repeal of the federal mask mandate on public transportation is creating unintended consequences.

Repeal of Airplane Mask Mandate Goes Awry

by Kyle StewartApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022

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Airlines Through Fooling Around With Frequent Flyer Headaches

by Arpie FlyerApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022

ESTERO, FL - Rental car juggernaut Hertz is rolling out a new program for frequent renters at the storied company. The new service guarantees renters will not be arrested after returning their car. The new premium service is similar to their prepaid gas option.

For a fee, rental car company guarantees renters will not be arrested after returning car

by Lee BallouApril 1, 2022April 1, 2022