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KABUL - The Taliban recently announced it was banning women from serving as flight attendants on Afghani airlines. Our reporters have uncovered the silver lining to this new policy.
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The silver lining to the Taliban’s ban on female flight attendants

by Lee BallouAugust 11, 2022August 10, 2022
LAS VEGAS, NV - The world's leading travel satire site (us...) was recently named to the Top 100 Best Satire websites list and we are stunned as you are.
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The Takeoff Nap named to the 100 Best Satire Websites List which is surprising given how poor our content is

by Lee BallouAugust 11, 2022January 1, 2024
DALLAS, TX - In a bid to fill desperately needed seats at empty conference room tables, one airline is getting creative by asking baggage handlers to double as executives.
Posted inTravel

Airline asks baggage handlers to serve as executives

by Lee BallouAugust 10, 2022August 10, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - In the war against actually doing any work, United Airlines' management team struck back against flight attendants using the Net Promoter Score system to score them with their own NPS system that scores the flight attendants' NPS system.
Posted inMiddle Seats

United’s management implements NPS system that measures their flight attendants’ NPS system

by Lee BallouAugust 9, 2022August 7, 2022
HOUSTON, TX - A Houston area woman is furious with the TSA after forgetting to unpack her firearm from her purse. A Glock 9 was confiscated along with 2 boxes of 9MM ammunition. Reportedly, she is mostly just mad about the ammo being taken.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Woman irritated TSA confiscated her ammo; could care less about the Glock getting taken too

by Lee BallouAugust 8, 2022August 4, 2022
DALLAS, TX - American Airlines' Chief Operating Officer David Seymour was recently asked why American Airlines was last in customer satisfaction and what the airline was doing about it. The answer was refreshingly honest.
Posted inMiddle Seats

American Airlines On Why We’re Last In Customer Satisfaction: TBH, We Just Don’t Care…

by Lee BallouAugust 5, 2022August 5, 2022
CHICAGO, IL - After receiving a brutal first Net Promoter Score from United Airlines flight attendants, leadership at the beleaguered airline unveiled a new plan to get their numbers to a respectable -65%
Posted inMiddle Seats

United’s leadership unveils plan to get flight attendant NPS back to negative 65%

by Lee BallouAugust 3, 2022August 3, 2022
WASHINGTON, DC - As the pilot shortage reaches new highs, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) is considering raising the retirement age to unheard-of levels in a bid to take the pressure off a demoralized workforce.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Proposed: Retirement age for pilots raised to 103 as pilot shortage continues

by Lee BallouJuly 27, 2022July 26, 2022
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Virtue signaling and outrage reached new levels this week when a survey revealed the real reason so many celebrities want federal mask mandates to continue is because it's so much harder now to travel anonymously.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Survey reveals most celebs are just ticked at mask mandate removals because they can’t travel anonymously anymore

by Lee BallouJuly 26, 2022July 26, 2022
ATLANTA, GA - Airlines are begging governments for a return to the draconian lockdown seen at the height of the pandemic in a desperate bid to scale back travel demand. "We can't find anyone who wants to work anymore and this is insanity!" said one travel exec pleading for the mask mandate to be reinstated.
Posted inMiddle Seats

Desperate airlines beg governments to reintroduce draconian COVID lockdowns again since they can’t find people to work anymore

by Lee BallouJuly 12, 2022July 9, 2022

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