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WASHINGTON, DC - In the wake of several recent mass shootings, the United States Department of State issued a travel advisory for its own country Friday.

Citing Gun Violence, the United States Issues a Travel Warning for the United States

by Anson HowardMay 31, 2022May 30, 2022

LOS ANGELES, CA - The County of Los Angeles issued new guidance this week banning all county employees from traveling anywhere outside of the county. The travel ban is in response to local politicians disagreeing with literally every other city outside of their borders' political views.

Los Angeles bans travel to any place outside of County

by Lee BallouMay 29, 2022May 6, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC - In a controversial move, the Transportation Security Agency (TSA) is considering extending the 3-1-1 rule to firearms and ammo. Under the new policy, passengers would be allowed to carry on 3 guns with 1 clip per gun while traveling.

TSA considers extending 3-1-1 rule to guns in controversial move

by Lee BallouMay 26, 2022May 26, 2022

MOSCOW - Beleaguered Russian airline Aeroflot has unveiled a new status match program design to lure new passengers from rival airlines. The new program was quickly picked up by several travel bloggers who think it could be a real game-changer in the points and miles world.

Aeroflot unveils new status match program

by Lee BallouMay 25, 2022May 7, 2022

SAN DIEGO, CA - Despite widespread repeals of mask mandates for federal transportation one airport parking shuttle is steadfastly hanging on to its mask requirements.

Airport parking shuttle really holding on to the facemask mandate

by Lee BallouMay 24, 2022May 7, 2022

LONG BEACH, CA - JetBlue unveiled the next evolution of its now-hostile takeover plans for Spirit Airlines. Under the new move, JetBlue plans to make the Spirit Airlines board actually fly Spirit Airlines.

JetBlue unveils next phase of hostile takeover plan: forcing Frontier board to acutally fly Spirit

by Lee BallouMay 23, 2022

CHICAGO, IL - It's been just over 5 years since United Airlines last drug a passenger off a flight and the company is looking to commemorate the infamous incident known as "bumpgate" that saw Dr. David Dao drug off a flight after getting involuntarily bumped.

United Airlines realizes it’s been 5 years since passenger last dragged off plane; plans to commemorate event

by Lee BallouMay 18, 2022May 7, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC - Airports across the country remain on high alert as the country remembers it's been 58 days since the last Ted Cruz travel freakout. As staff prepares for the next potential incident the mood is one of vigilance.

It’s been 58 days since last Ted Cruz travel freakout; airports on high alert

by Lee BallouMay 17, 2022May 6, 2022

LONG BEACH, CA - JetBlue Airways issued its last and final offer in its now hostile effort to take over Spirit Airlines. Under the terms of the revised offer, JetBlue's CEO will throw in his renowned Garbage Pail Kids collection from the mid-eighties.

JetBlue CEO offers to throw in his Garbage Pail Kids collection in last ditch bid for Spirit

by Lee BallouMay 16, 2022May 16, 2022

COLOGNE, DE - German airline Lufthansa has issued a formal apology for a recent incident involving a group of Jewish travelers. The airline admitted regret for not being more subtle with their racism in the statement.

Lufthansa apologizes for not being more subtle when being racist

by Lee BallouMay 11, 2022May 11, 2022